Saturday Stroll Through My Little Corner of the World

Saturday’s are not really that eventful but since you’re new to my little corner, I thought I’d share a few highlights:

Living the Vida Laptop
It has always been a dream of mine to own a laptop. And today I officially introduced Laptop to Borders. It was fairly uneventful other than the near fight I had to keep her out of over a wall outlet. I had no idea that other laptop owners were so territorial! Learn something new everyday. I think I’m going to start traveling with one of those wall outlet extender thingys. That way we can all be happy.

Things That Make You Panic…
I wore a brand new pair of jeans today. In the middle of Borders had the sinking realization that I didn’t wash them before I wore them. This thought hit me when I felt some shortness of breath and became a little light-headed.

Wait a minute. What was that pang? I sure hope it’s not internal bleeding. Or kidney failure.

No, wait. It’s gone.

Well, it happened on House.

First thing I’m doing when I get home is wash these jeans.

And they say you can’t learn anything on episodic TV.

Age-Inappropriate Jeans Citing
In the parking lot at Borders I saw a woman in her late 30s wearing a pair of jeans I’m sure she bought in the juniors department at JCPenneys – they had Mickey Mouse appliquéd on the upper thigh. From then on I was distracted – kept expecting Stacy and Clinton to pop out of hiding behind some bookshelf.

Either my toaster’s broken or it just copped a ‘tude
I was toasting a piece of toast for dinner and when it was done, the toaster flipped the toast up into the air and it conveniently landed in the no-man’s land crack between my counter and the refrigerator – do you have any idea what lives there??

So, not wanting to jump to any quick conclusions and extend a little grace, I popped another piece of bread in. It came out the normal way.

How rude.

And, oh yes, House, M.D. has a new Home
Just call me “Sucker.”